Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Mom: Then cook hotdogs!!!
I know it’s not gonna be easy to recover from the pain, but I’ll tell you this, YOU CAN DO IT. You’re telling me that it’s only easy to say, but hard to do. NO. Don’t allow yourself to feel that way. Constantly remind yourself that you’re STRONG, and you WILL be happy. You’re not alone, and I’m…
- Skinny = Anorexic.
- Thick = Obese.
- Virgin = Too good.
- Non-virgin = Slut. (haha)
- Friendly = Fake.
- Quiet = Rude.
- Well, you can never please society.
Magician - Ito yung mga pa-fall na type. Yung pinaibig ka lang, tapos magpaparamdam siya, after that, biglang maglalaho na parang bula. In short, mga paasa.
Kung wala pa, eh wala tayong magagawa dyan.
That awkward moment when you realize your fingers know your passwords better then their brain.